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3 years ago
Once upon a time there lived a monster. It's name was Bongo. It was the strongest of the monsters in the world and the dumbest in the world. One day scientists caught it but Bongo didn't like it. So he ran away to the forest. The End
Well, a long, long, long time ago there lived a snogulbuffer that was very rare. There was only one of them and a wizard. The snogulbuffer wanted to go back to the wild and one night the snogulbuffer heard the wizard muttering the secret code to the gate. He heard the code. The code was: 1-2-7-6-9-3-2-1-7-6-9-1-3-4-9-1-6-2-5-3-9-7-1-2-3. He got out and no one has ever seen him since. The End
As I look out at all of you gathered here, I want to say that I don't see a room of Parisians in top hats and diamonds and silk dresses. I don't see bankers and housewives and store clerks. No I address you all tonight as you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers. (pg 506)
Time can play all sorts of tricks on you. In the blink of an eye, babies appear in carriages, coffins disappear into the ground, wars are won and lost, and children transform, like butterflies, into adults. (pg 509)
Today you are you! That is truer than true!
There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
Shout loud, "I am lucky to be what I am!
Thank goodness I'm not just a clam or a ham
Or a dusty old jar of your gooseberry jam!
I am what I am! That's a great thing to be!
If I say so myself, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!"
Once upon a time there lived a frog who wanted to be a human. There was one more bottle left that could turn anyone into a human. The frog had been looking for it. Finally, in the deepest part of the forest, in the oldest tree, he found it. Then he drank it but it wasn't it. So the frog turned into a pig.
Well, a long, long time ago there lived a prince and the prince had a frog named Nogulhedin. This frog was a magical frog. What it would do was turn into many different kinds of animals. It was so fast that the frog changed quickly. One night a bad wizard gave the frog a potion to stop the frog right when he was changing into a pig. Now he is a famous dancer. the end